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Người đăng: vanmai yeu em on Thứ Sáu, 24 tháng 8, 2007

Number 180


You Are In My Power!



This ad for the Hypno-Coin, taken from the Internet, brought back a flood of memories. As a kid I was interested in things like hypnosis and ventriloquism. OK. So I was a weird kid. So what else is new?



I read Mandrake the Magician in the funny papers. He could make his enemies think they were floating off the ground or being threatened by a lion by "gesturing hypnotically." It wasn't magic, he was just able to hypnotize the bad guys by wiggling his fingers. In popular culture like movies or pulp magazines there was some sort of a Bela Lugosi-type, a girl in a chair, his piercing eyes up close, his hands gesturing, "You are in my power…you will sleep, sleep…"

When I saw the original ad for the Hypno-Coin I thought it looked great. I'm not sure exactly what I had in mind for it. Maybe hypnotize my teachers into giving me A's, my parents into giving me money, girls into being my girlfriends, or my brother into being my personal slave. The picture of the girl in the ad, obviously under the power of the hypnotist, was enough for me. I sent away the money and within a couple of weeks I had it.

I decided to test it on my brother, Bob, who was about 9 or 10 at the time. The Hypno-Coin itself was just one of those little 3-D blinkies. I remember seeing 3-D pictures of Jesus on the cross. Jesus' head would hang down and his eyes close. They've even used the process for postcards. I told my brother I was conducting an experiment.



I held it up in front of him and said things like, "Watch the coin. Concentrate on the coin. You are getting sleepy…you are getting sleepy." Wow! His head went down and his eyes closed! Hot dog. I said, "Go pick up that book." I gestured (hypnotically, no doubt) to a Hardy Boys novel on the end of the bed. I said, "It weighs 10 pounds." He picked it up with a grunt. Oh, glory. He was under. I said, "Now it's getting heavier, heavier…heavier…" he started to strain as the book grew heavy in his hands. "You can't hold it anymore! It's too heavy!" The book plopped to the floor. My heart was pounding. Success! I saw myself as a magician, able to snap my fingers and have others do my bidding. I was instantly giddy with the possibilities. That is, until he opened his eyes and laughed at me.

I threw the Hypno-Coin into a drawer and forgot it, disgusted with myself for spending good money for crap like that. Like countless others before me who had bought items from comic book ads, Sea Monkeys, 199 plastic soldiers, a Buck Rogers ray pistol to vaporize your enemies (for $2.98!), I was disappointed and felt had. Caveat emptor was never truer to me than that day.

Years later my wife and I were talking to her younger brother, Dave, who told us a story. I'd mentioned to him that I thought hypnotism acts on stage were faked; that audience members were shills who were doing their bits for the act. Dave said that as a soldier at Fort Dix, New Jersey, he and his buddies went to one of those shows. The way the hypnotist set it up was by telling the audience to concentrate on something, and then he began his spiel. He told them to lock their fingers together and pull. They wouldn't be able to pull their hands apart. The people who pulled their fingers apart were not hypnotized, but Dave said he couldn't get his hands apart no matter how hard he tried. He was hypnotized.



So hypnosis was real! Not just in a clinical sense, not just in a self-hypnosis sense, but you could have power over others if they were suggestible enough! Great. But by then the Hypno-Coin was long gone. I guess my dreams of world conquest, one hypnotized subject at a time, wouldn't come to pass.



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Người đăng: vanmai yeu em on Thứ Sáu, 30 tháng 3, 2007



Number 113


The Weapon To Win The War!



Wow, gang! A genuine Buck Rogers Sonic Ray, with uranium power chamber, fission heat eliminators, cyclotron chamber and sonic resonator…only $2.50! A bargain like that you won't find from the Pentagon, where a weapon like this would end up costing at least $250,000 each.

This ad came from a coverless early 1950s issue of Boy Comics, and looks to be like what we need to win the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Arm our G.I.'s and Marines with one each of these and in no time we'll have our enemies throwing up their hands in surrender and screaming for mercy as the sonic rays cook their brains and turn their internal organs to molten liquid.

Wonder if J. Whitford Gordon Sales Co is still around in Chicago? I'll have to check it out. Maybe I'll send the Secretary Of Defense a link to this blog.

Or this "weapon" could be just a fancy flashlight. But then, you don't think anyone selling ray guns in comic book ads would do anything but sell the real article, would you? I mean, look at the explanation of how this deadly little piece works in the essay, "Here's What Happens When Buck Fires His Sonic Ray." You'll be a believer in no time, just like me. No one would just make this stuff up, would they?


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Người đăng: vanmai yeu em on Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 9, 2006


Number 19

It's Easy To Win Her!

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You say you don't get along with women…say you want a girlfriend but you can't find one? Say when you try to talk to a female your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth like it's been Superglued? You say when you do ask a girl out you suggest she come to your house to drink beer and watch NASCAR and she says, "No thanks!"

You say you're 45-years-old and the last time you were kissed was when your mom sent you off to kindergarten? You say that you're a flop with chicks, and you been this way since 1956? You say you can't meet girls at the comic book store where you spend all your time and money?

Is that what's troubling you, Bunky?

Well, rejoice! Put down this copy of Crime Does Not Pay #107 from February, 1952, pick up an envelope, a 3¢ stamp, and a black crayon and mail this coupon, ordering this terrific book, How To Get Along With Girls!

It'll tell you what girls really like in a guy, and hot stuff like how to interest a girl in you. (Hint: It might help if you wash your hair and change your underwear more than once a month.) It'll also show you how not to offend. (Brushing the moss off your teeth is a good first step!) And the all-important how to be well mannered. (Don't show her how long and loud you can belch, or how far you can spit.)

Until you get those preliminaries out of the way you're not ready for the section on "how to show her a good time," unless you promise not to try for that "good time" during the first five minutes of the first date. Dinner and a movie are nice, and might even lead eventually to her showing you a good time!

Finally, take it from one who knows, if you want to find and keep a girlfriend, always trust advice you can find for 98¢ from a crime comic book ad.

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